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- Do my impersonation of "Q" and 007 discussing ejector seats while the instructor is
in the carwithin earshot. - Have a bumper sticker on the back of the car that reads,
The Car In Front Is A Crumple Zone
- Have any music playing in the vehicle, including but not limited to:
- "Back to the Future"
- "The Race" by Yello
- "I'm Not Driving Anymore" by Rob Dougan
- Anything from the Jason Bourne films.
- Wear my navy jumper with epaulettes in an effort to intimidate the other drivers.
- Start discussing advisory locking, critical sections and race hazards whilst proceeding through junctions at speed.
- Discuss interesting consequences of Newtonian physics of any kind.
- Leave an upside-down blue pint-glass conspicuously on the dashboard.
- Keep cannisters of caltrops in the glove-compartment.
- Install radar emitters configured to generate continuous pulses to screw up speed guns.
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Date: 2010-09-28 06:34 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-09-28 09:49 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-09-28 10:41 am (UTC)If, that is, you're two fairly official looking guys in shirt-and-tie, with sunglasses, blitzing down the motorway in a shiny blue Fiesta at 8AM.
(We were going to a conference. What?)
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Date: 2010-09-29 07:19 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-09-29 02:25 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-09-29 01:40 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-10-02 02:47 pm (UTC)You should probably include the excellent 'speed me towards death' by him as well!
My driving instructor thought it was hilarious to play the thunderbirds theme tune as I was driving...
It wasn't.