delta_mike | Entries tagged with prohibition-list

Do my impersonation of "Q" and 007 discussing ejector seats while the instructor is ~~in the car~~ within earshot.
Have a bumper sticker on the back of the car that reads,
```
    The Car In Front Is A
    Crumple Zone
```
Have any music playing in the vehicle, including but not limited to:
- "Back to the Future"
- "The Race" by Yello
- "I'm Not Driving Anymore" by Rob Dougan
- Anything from the Jason Bourne films.
Wear my navy jumper with epaulettes in an effort to intimidate the other drivers.
Start discussing advisory locking, critical sections and race hazards whilst proceeding through junctions at speed.
Discuss interesting consequences of Newtonian physics of any kind.
Leave an upside-down blue pint-glass conspicuously on the dashboard.
Keep cannisters of caltrops in the glove-compartment.
Install radar emitters configured to generate continuous pulses to screw up speed guns.

(No, I'm not currently learning to drive.)

delta-mike